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Fun Factory Stronic Real Review

Note To The Reader

I am beginning to post some of my finished drafts, to make room for some (hopefully) upcoming content. I apologize both to my readers and the companies who wonderfully sent me these products. Life got very hectic. While I am intending to return to blogging, there will probably be a large shift in the type of content I am creating. That being said, I may still continue to review toys, but it may no longer be the primary focus of my blog. I am realizing that I have many other subjects that I need to write about. Now onto the review.

Fun Factory Stronic Real

I requested the Stronic Real from Fun Factory for one reason. I had already Stronic Real, upright on a white backgroundtried another one of the Stronic line and wasn’t very impressed with it. But the Real was the perfect size to fit in my vagina, and I’m always looking for new things to try that actually fit in there. I had hoped the Real would do more for my vag than the Drei had done for my butt. I always seem to be so optimistic about new toys. Unfortunately, I found the Real to be really boring, to me at least. The same issues I found in the Drei proved to be true in the Real. With that being said, let’s just jump into the details.

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Eroscillator 2 Plus Review

Eroscillator 2 Plus situated vertically on a transparent backgroundI’ve had the Eroscillator for a while now. I’ve used it a lot. It’s one of few toys that took up permanent residence next to (or on) my bed. Something that I would grab first, every time. A toy that helped me to re-learn how to orgasm. A toy that allowed me to learn how my post-op body worked. What I liked and disliked. What felt good. But despite all that, this was still a review that took me a long time to write. You’d think that I would have a lot to say, and I do. I’m just struggling to put my thoughts to words.

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Noje W3 Mini Wand by Blush Review

Noje W3 and attachments in packagingWhen I requested the Noje W3 Mini Wand so I could review it, I didn’t have high hopes. But I’ve been proven wrong before. So I decided to keep an open mind and maybe I would be surprised. Well, I did keep an open mind….. I gave it the best chance I could. But this buzzy little vibrator doesn’t do anything for me. If you want to know more details, keep reading.

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We-Vibe Rave Review

Rave vertical, transparent backgroundWhen I was sent the  We-Vibe Rave for review, I was thrilled. I’d never had the chance to review an app-connected toy and I was excited at the prospect. I thought for sure that I’d love using the app to fine tune my orgasms. I’d soon be creating patterns and having fun having my partners control the vibrations. I knew that I’d love this toy. And I was right, and I was wrong. Like so many of my toy reviews, things definitely did not go as I’d planned. What a surprise. Read on for more details.

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Luxe Arielle Review

Luxe Arielle in vertical position no backgroundThe Luxe Arielle is a dual stim vibrator and the first toy I’ve had the opportunity to review since my surgery. This made for some really interesting experiences and while I didn’t particularly enjoy the toy, I did have a great time testing it. I learned a lot about the toy as well as my body. I found it really helped me to figure out exactly what I wanted post-op. In the end, the toy turned out to be not all that great, but I still had a fun time.

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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3 Duo Review

Black Pulse 3 Duo with transparent background

It doesn’t sound much more ridiculous than “Guybrator.” Immediately the implications are clear, the Pulse 3 Duo is a toy for men. I’m not very good at taking hints, so I bugged Hot Octopus until they sent me one. I’ve spent a long time testing this one, and I’ve reached a couple of conclusions. So allow me to set aside my disdain for the marketing (just temporarily), and give you the details on this toy. Read on for more.

I’d like to note, that this was the last review I did before my Gender Confirmation Surgery.

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Beautiful Bruises: A Kink Awakening

Hockey puck shaped impact tool leaning against a window

Photo Credit Taylor J Mace

Recently I attended Woodhull, a conference that seeks to advocate for putting sexual freedom into practice at policy, professional, and personal levels. While there, I had the chance to partake in parties, and at one of them, I tried something amazing. Spanking, impact play, call it what you want, it called to me. It instantly became a part of my life, a need. I feel compelled to try and convey this wonderful experience, to put to words, and give it permanence. While my beautiful bruises may fade, this will stay forever.

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Hitachi & Horrible Decisions

Hitachi with condom and Sliquid bottle

Photo Credit Kate Sloan

Sometimes, you just need a little bit more. An extra slice of pizza, another scoop of ice cream,  or maybe an extra inch of thickness in your dildo. And most of the time, most of these things are totally ok. Giving yourself a little bit of extra pleasure isn’t wrong at all, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone. As long as it it’s safe. This isn’t a time that I played it safe. I wanted strong vibrations, deep vibrations, and I got ’em. I took steps to reduce the risk, but it was still dangerous.

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Win A Fun Factory Tiger G5

I’ve reached 500 followers! This is huge milestone for me and not just because I love round numbers. I remember starting this blog how excited I was for my first follower and hear I am, halfway to a thousand. This is definitely a big deal for me and I could not have done it without all of you.

To celebrate, I’m giving away a Tiger G5 by Fun Factory! Due to shipping costs, I am only holding this contest for those in the United States. At the end of the contest, a random winner will be picked. I’ll contact you by email, but if I don’t here back from you within 48 hours, I’ll pick a new one.

 

Win A Fun Factory Tiger G5

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