A Trans Girl's Search For Perfect Toys

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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3 Duo Review

Black Pulse 3 Duo with transparent background

It doesn’t sound much more ridiculous than “Guybrator.” Immediately the implications are clear, the Pulse 3 Duo is a toy for men. I’m not very good at taking hints, so I bugged Hot Octopus until they sent me one. I’ve spent a long time testing this one, and I’ve reached a couple of conclusions. So allow me to set aside my disdain for the marketing (just temporarily), and give you the details on this toy. Read on for more.

I’d like to note, that this was the last review I did before my Gender Confirmation Surgery.

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Beautiful Bruises: A Kink Awakening

Hockey puck shaped impact tool leaning against a window

Photo Credit Taylor J Mace

Recently I attended Woodhull, a conference that seeks to advocate for putting sexual freedom into practice at policy, professional, and personal levels. While there, I had the chance to partake in parties, and at one of them, I tried something amazing. Spanking, impact play, call it what you want, it called to me. It instantly became a part of my life, a need. I feel compelled to try and convey this wonderful experience, to put to words, and give it permanence. While my beautiful bruises may fade, this will stay forever.

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Hitachi & Horrible Decisions

Hitachi with condom and Sliquid bottle

Photo Credit Kate Sloan

Sometimes, you just need a little bit more. An extra slice of pizza, another scoop of ice cream,  or maybe an extra inch of thickness in your dildo. And most of the time, most of these things are totally ok. Giving yourself a little bit of extra pleasure isn’t wrong at all, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone. As long as it it’s safe. This isn’t a time that I played it safe. I wanted strong vibrations, deep vibrations, and I got ’em. I took steps to reduce the risk, but it was still dangerous.

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Win A Fun Factory Tiger G5

I’ve reached 500 followers! This is huge milestone for me and not just because I love round numbers. I remember starting this blog how excited I was for my first follower and hear I am, halfway to a thousand. This is definitely a big deal for me and I could not have done it without all of you.

To celebrate, I’m giving away a Tiger G5 by Fun Factory! Due to shipping costs, I am only holding this contest for those in the United States. At the end of the contest, a random winner will be picked. I’ll contact you by email, but if I don’t here back from you within 48 hours, I’ll pick a new one.

 

Win A Fun Factory Tiger G5

Tantus Severin Review

I’ve been searching for a plug that would be a comfortable mid step between my T-Rex and my A-Bomb.  I am all about a huge stretch, but that half inch gap is a lot harder than it sounds. I’ve had the Tantus Severin on my list for a long time, but it wasn’t until very recently that I was able to review it. As usual, the toy arrived, and I set about testing. Wearing it everywhere, for long periods and short. Pages in notebooks and bottles of lube,  I filled some and emptied others.  As usual, I’ve come to conclusions and I am ready to share them with you.  Read on for my Tantus Severin Review.

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Tenga Flip 0 Review

Flip 0 closed, sitting vertically
It’s not often that I get to review something that I’ve never tried before. I’ve usually had some experience and so have an idea of what to expect. The Tenga Flip 0 is a masturbation sleeve and that places it squarely in the “New Experience” category. Until recently, that’s not a type of toy that I’ve had any interest in reviewing. But I felt that it was something I needed to try, so I reached out to Tenga and they were kind enough to send me the Flip 0 to try out. I’ve done a lot of testing since it arrived on my door and I’m ready to tell all of you about it. Read on for more details.

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Godemiche Ambit Review

Greenish Blue Sparkly Ambit
I’ve been staring at the Godemiche Ambit for what seems like forever. Every time a new color would pop up in my feed, I just needed it. It wasn’t until fairly recently though, that I finally had a chance to review one.  I had some big worries about it’s small size, but it had amazing coloring and an appealing shape, so I took a risk. And I am really glad that I did. Read on for more details.

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Tantus Hoss Review

Hoss - Large black silicone dildo with prominent coronal ridge
A few month back, I reviewed the Tantus Amsterdam, and at the time, it was the largest toy I’d ever used. But ever since then, I’ve been waiting on a toy that could allow me to beat my record. When I got home a few days ago, the Hoss  was sitting on my doorstep . I couldn’t get undressed fast enough. Read on for more details.

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