Note To The Reader
I am beginning to post some of my finished drafts, to make room for some (hopefully) upcoming content. I apologize both to my readers and the companies who wonderfully sent me these products. Life got very hectic. While I am intending to return to blogging, there will probably be a large shift in the type of content I am creating. That being said, I may still continue to review toys, but it may no longer be the primary focus of my blog. I am realizing that I have many other subjects that I need to write about. Now onto the review.
Fun Factory Stronic Real
I requested the Stronic Real from Fun Factory for one reason. I had already
tried another one of the Stronic line and wasn’t very impressed with it. But the Real was the perfect size to fit in my vagina, and I’m always looking for new things to try that actually fit in there. I had hoped the Real would do more for my vag than the Drei had done for my butt. I always seem to be so optimistic about new toys. Unfortunately, I found the Real to be really boring, to me at least. The same issues I found in the Drei proved to be true in the Real. With that being said, let’s just jump into the details.

I can’t tell you how excited I was when 


From the moment I saw the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn, I had to have it. Why did I need it? Because it’s a dildo, shaped like a unicorn horn. What other reason do I need? It practically guarantees a magical time for my butt. Read on to separate fact from fairy tale.
something similar. So when I got the chance to review the Cush O2, I jumped at it. It looked like it would the perfect follow up. Read on to see how it fared in general and compared to my beloved Duchess.
I’ve been staring at the Tantus Amsterdam for a while now. I heard about it when I first started reading review blogs a few years back, but up until recently, it was just too big. But ever since I mastered the T-Rex, I’ve been seriously considering giving it a shot. Would I be able to fit this massive slab of silicone inside me? Or would it just be too big?


